how to stay warm in your freezing bedroom:
put on a comfy sweater
put a sweatshirt on over it
put leggings on
put sweatpants on over them
4 pairs of fuzzy socks
light your bed on fire
and a partridge in a pear tree
It’s been a really wild year on this website.
i don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life
This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.
CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:
- do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
- go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
- if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
- look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
- the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
- works every time
"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING
PEOPLE’S OPINIONS OF ME
My best friends:
He puts the book between his teeth, but he doesn’t give it the power to make him cry.
Make John Green find the thing.
How many times can you wear it between washes?
Huh. I think this is the most important thing I’ve ever reblogged.
MCR POSTER GIVEAWAY!!
((sorry for the crappy pictures))
this giveaway includes posters, cut outs and a few stickers (i think all of it is from kerrang) some of it is ripped in places and has blu tak marks but hey if you want it you get all of it
- must be following me (u can also make friends with me if you want)
- please only reblog once, multiple reblogs do not count (and think of your followers uwu)
- likes do not count
- must be living in the UK (sorry)
the winner will be randomly selected on 1st August
i had a bit of a moment looking at all this stuff, some of it has been on my wall for a long time so if you win, look after it okay??
there is a FOB poster (from kerrang) and a large Paramore poster (from one of their concerts)
Married life with Ellen and Portia.
IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING
I want everyone to reblog this. I know no one will, because this isn’t a picture of a skinny girl or a deep meaningful quote. This is deeper than everything, how can someone ignore what’s happening in Gaza at the moment. This is one example of many innocent lives being threatened for no reason. This breaks my heart.
this won’t get 1% of the women’s version of this post.
the world we live in, and people in general don’t care about men. we are pretty much robots who aren’t allowed to show emotion. we’re taught from a young age that boys don’t cry.
fact is women are sexualised, men are idealised. because men can’t be raped because they’re big and strong right? right? yea, pretty much the idiots view of living.
signal boost this shit
reblogging because I cannot stand when people act like women are the only things in the world